Forwarded e mail I found interesting

> Only in America ........do drugstores make the
> sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
> prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
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> Only in America ........do people order double
> cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet
> coke.....
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> Only in America .....do banks leave both doors
> open and then chain the pens to the
> counters.
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> Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands
> of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the
> garage.
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> Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages
> of ten and buns in packages of eight.
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> Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM
> machines with Braille lettering.
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> EVER WONDER ....
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> Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
> our skin?
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> Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth
> closed?
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> Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic
> Wins Lottery'?
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> Why is 'abbreviated' such a long
> word?
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> Why is it that doctors call what they do
> 'practice'?
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> Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
> dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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> Why is the man who invests all your money called a
> broker?
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> Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called
> rush hour?
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> Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat
> food?
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> Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal
> injections?
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> You know that indestructible black box that is used on
> airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of
> that stuff?!
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> Why don't sheep shrink when it
> rains?
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> Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck
> together?
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> If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the
> opposite of progress?
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> If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the
> terminal?